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The Physics of Spanking

We were asked if we could talk about the physics of spanking. Well, who better to consult than an actual physicist who is ALSO an actual spanko?

Our friend, Al Doyle, sat down with us at GASP 2025 to give us a lesson in the physics of spanking. We even sat down to work out the math to see if we could finally get an answer to the age-old question: does a paddle with holes hurt more than a paddle without holes?

From Newton’s apple, to Einstein’s theories, to the earth falling upwards, “Professor” Doyle blows our minds with science while answering some pre-arranged questions, all while on the journey to the ultimate answer about the pain of the paddles. We even discuss a few topics that may require further experimentation. But all the while, we laugh and have fun like always. 

We discuss basic physics concepts, a couple of formulas, and even how much you weigh jumping off a building to get us to the mathematical conclusion of… well, you’ll just have to listen to find out! 

This might be our most technical episode yet! You may want to take notes. There may be a test!

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Building Community with Burning River SSC

The Executive Committee from Burning River SSC, our local spanking group, is back! This time we’re talking about what goes into building a successful spanking community.

Having been around for multiple years, Burning River has some good tips on starting from the ground up. We talk about munches, gathering your community, building rapport and education, planning simple house parties, and even renting spaces for a larger regional party. We also discuss the importance of vetting at parties, education about spanking, inclusivity, and much more. 

You may feel you have nothing in your local area, but by reaching out, you just may be surprised how many spankos you can find!

If you are near the Cleveland, Ohio area and want to check out a smaller party and dip your toes into the spanking scene this is a great group to check out.

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Spanking Frenzy

Frenzy: a state or period of uncontrolled excitement or wild behavior.

 

Some of us have had an insatiable need to be spanked or spank all the spankees we meet. It can feel like a lot of fun! All that new energy and excitement, wanting to try all the things! It’s fairly common when things are new: new experiences, new parties, new partners, etc. 

And we’re not just talking about discipline spankings here, even though in our experience, that’s the kind of spankings some of us fantasize the most about. We are talking about all the spankings! 

This spanking frenzy can be fun, but it can also have a dark side. We’ve done some less-than-smart things to satisfy our cravings. Feeling like we need to have it, and we need to have it now! But from the outside, this frenzy can look a little different. And sometimes can even harm existing relationships.

Have you ever experienced frenzy?

What have you done for spanking? 

Were you keeping yourself safe? 

We have some tips on how to navigate frenzy, how to keep yourself safe, and how to watch out for some of the traps you may find along your journey. It’s all about finding balance, after all. 

Remember, you’re a whole human being and not just a spanker or a spankee.

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Get to Know Burning River SSC

At long last, get to know Burning River SSC, our local spanking group! We’ve been talking about them for years, and we finally got to sit down with them and our microphones and chat.

Join us as we talk with our friends from the board of Burning River SSC (including our very own Karina Isabel).  We talk about the importance of vetting at parties, education about spanking, inclusivity, munches, and much more. 

If you are near the Cleveland, Ohio area and want to check out a smaller party and dip your toes into the spanking scene this is a great group to check out.

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Vetting

What is vetting?

If you’ve been to a spanking party before, you’ve probably heard this term, and have probably even been vetted: it’s the background check done to keep everyone at the party as safe as possible.

But it’s not just for parties, this is good for one-on-one play as well. 

How is vetting done? What should you expect? Well, there’s many ways to vet someone. But we discuss a few tips that we’ve used, have seen used, and have been involved with in the past, for both Tops and Bottoms alike.

So, if you’re interested in attending a spanking event, or even hosting a spanking event, or even want to keep yourself safe in one-on-one play (and who doesn’t?), and want to learn more about the vetting process, we hope this episode will give you some good tips to get started.

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