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Implement Care

Just as your bottom gets worn out from a spanking, so can your implements.

We sat down with returning guest MotownCouple to discuss how we clean and care for our implements. 

Wood can expand and contract with the temperature and humidity, leather gets dried out with use. There are ways to keep your implements in good shape so they last. We discuss some basics, as well as some additional products to use to keep your implements in shape to play.

If you have additional tips, please let us know in the comments.

Like your skin, and your friends, if you treat your implements well, they’ll be around for many years of spankings to come.


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“How many straps do you get out of a cow?”

We sat down with Jeff from Kink Works, a vendor of quality straps and paddles at Lone Star 2022, to discuss his implements, his process, his wood fetish, and how he recognized us at last year’s party just by Eric’s voice! 

This maker shares some of the behind-the-scenes of what it takes to turn a passion for making implements into a full-time career. He discusses a bit about local lumber shops, the leather process, and a lot of his own personal passions and kinks. Shocking, we know!

What are some of the favorite woods to work with for a maker of these highly-polished, and vicious, beauties? The answers may not be what you’d expect.

Never fear, he sold us some of the highest quality implements we’ve played with, and we even came home with more this year!

Kink Work Strap as reference in the episode
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Miss Rose

It’s Ass-Bustin’ Time! 

A warrior. An artisan. 

Miss Rose Paddles are well-known throughout the spanking community. From her exotic woods to her expert craftsmanship, her implements are a real show-piece in any collection. 

Now, join the Spankoholics as we get to know the woman behind the world-renowned legend. How did she get her start? What gives her paddles their amazing reputation? What are her favorite paddles? What advice does she have for people in the scene? Advice for women and fellow warriors like herself?  

Listen as we get to know the amazing woman, warrior, and artisan as she shares about her craftsmanship, her battle with breast cancer, and her love for the Spanking and BDSM communities.

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This week the spankoholics explore the pros and cons of different spanking implements.

We take a deep dive into the art of hand spanking, offer some helpful tips for beginners learning new implements and reminisce over some fun stories about unusual “pervertables” we’ve experienced.

Our resident implement hoarder, BigGirlSpanker, has some tips on where to find the best implements. This is just the tip of the tawse on the subject of implement choices.

Let us know what your favorites are in the comments.